ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

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orgasmictipsforgirls:

samioli:

hanna619:

Omg best thing I’ve ever seen

I love how everything is hinted subtlety and then the last one is just

inspired

tffnyblws:

thesharpestdildos:

what if you were in school and the entire cast of icarlys dead bodies just fell from the ceiling and all you heard was “rANdoOOoOM DANCigNGN”

WHAT THE FUCK ARE U EV EN TAL K IN G AB OUT

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hanniballecktor:

lady—hulk:

It just keeps…… getting. …. better

hanniballecktor:

lady—hulk:

It just keeps…… getting. …. better

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littlefuryous:

An elegant meal for one, tonight.

littlefuryous:

An elegant meal for one, tonight.

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nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

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ruinedchildhood:

Professor got cake tho

ruinedchildhood:

Professor got cake tho

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the-hiigh-life:

wake n bake 👽

the-hiigh-life:

wake n bake 👽

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rainbowsandfood:

kaleidosc0pe-dr3am:

ttemporaryblisss:

popculturebrain:

New Trailer: ‘Orange Is the New Black' Season 2 - June 6

kassidykap ohhmyginger IM SO EXCITED

DUDE YEA

HELLA EXCITED GIVE IT TO ME NOW

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smokingweed:

Rolling those fat joints (:

smokingweed:

Rolling those fat joints (: